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Getting queer dating advice from straight people is like getting health advice from the White House.

Anyone know a club in St. George's that isn't packed with 20-somethings and also isn't a strip club? Asking for a friend.

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I'm currently in a dance club in Malta full of 20-somethings who clearly don't give a shit about COVID-19; am I allowed to self-quarantine once I'm back??

Unghh somebody please take my twitter away from me, I'm not in a responsible posting mood rn

RT @oliverturner
@aendrew@twitter.com Aww… they’re so pleased to finally get some of that sweet, sweet ✨engagement✨ that they’ve made it their pinned tweet!

RT @rosshasadrone
here's another cool one where I rotated around the ball in midair. tough to recreate this one...

Just got 2/3 stars on the full, level 10 @MelodicsHQ@twitter.com "House Basics" lesson and I feel like a drumming GOD up in hurr 🎉

RT @DevinPatches
I wrote about how Yukon copying Saskatchewan to get rid of seasonal time changes was a subtle offer to start a trade deal. We have so many other good ideas for you. cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewa

RT @DevinPatches
Oil costs $7 a barrel and toilet paper is $84 per square. Might have to switch.

RT @AndGarth
How do I tell @YouGov@twitter.com that there aren’t enough houses?

RT @zenalbatross
good morning to all the kids under quarantine in wuhan who defeated the app assigning them homework by spamming it with 1-star reviews until it got removed from the app store twitter.com/mslopatto/status/1

RT @lunasorcery@twitter.activitypub.actor
so people kept telling me to tip servers generously

anyway long story short I'm now on the phone with a very angry datacenter admin

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