imagine being able to hack all those Twitter accounts and not using it as an opportunity to speak with a hundred mouths all chanting the name of the coming of the Queen of All Doom, the Many Voiced, the Bearer of Soft Release, the Frozen Teeth Eternal, so all may know her and tremble at her approach?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha god what's happening on Hellsite right now is just pure... *chef's kiss*

bad news for android users 

the android rebels take another blow from google safetynet, this time in the form of hardware attestation. this will make it almoat impossible to use some apps, like banking apps and online games, if you use a custom rom, unlock your bootloader, or enable root access
https://www.xda-developers.com/safetynet-hardware-attestation-hide-root-magisk/

ukpol; Sunak statement 

So seriously tho — encouraging people to eat out, and a tax break for people buying property. WHAT A STIMULUS. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Fuck the Tories, what a bunch of totally useless shits.

moa.party is busted so I've revoked its ability to crosspost to Twitter — which, happily, coincides with me abandoning Twitter in general.

The upside is now I can be as ungodly political as I want here. This account will be for news and leftist ranting, @aendrew will be for general-purpose shitposting.

I'll always CW news/politics from this account, but given it'll be mostly that, please just straight-up block this account if news/politics aren't your jam, I'll understand. :party_heart:

The first rule of coronavirus club is you do not talk about coronavirus club because everyone gets pissed off at absolutely everything anyone says about it

Converted the flight paths animation I made for @benmarinojourno@twitter.com's fascinating video into an @observablehq@twitter.com notebook 👉 observablehq.com/@davidbjourno I know we only care about line charts now but anyway there it is

youtube.com/watch?v=liJqp-BJCo

@natecull Indeed.

Gosh 2020's been a pretty wild ride so far, huh?

@natecull Holy hell, is this how we solve climate change (albeit like 20 years too late)??

@natecull Omg, what is this actually did result in a generational bump? What impact it would have on politics?

Nobody:
Malta DJs: What if... We mixed Justin Timberlake... With Kings of Leon... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

RT @stupidoldandy@twitter.activitypub.actor
Oh, so when other ppl call their pets "fur baby" its fine but when I call a kid a "skin dog" somehow I'm "disgusting" and "the worst pediatrician in this hospital"??

RT @JakeOnOrbit@twitter.activitypub.actor
@sarah_edo@twitter.com

If the world ends right after I quit smoking Imma be really fucking pissed.

RT @Blackamazon
Stop . Retweeting things without citation even from folk you trust. Hell if I do it chin check me . It’s not smart

Me, an alcoholic: Chartreuse kinda looks like hand sanitizer... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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RT @CFodorKCCI
TSA now allowing 12 ounce bottles of hand sanitizer in your carry-on. ⁦@KCCINews⁩
twitter.com/CFodorKCCI/status/

RT @MikeBrooks668
A friend of mine on FB typo’d and wrote “nopefully” which I propose we immediately adopt as shorthand for “I do not want that to happen”.

God this must be @Flight_Refunds@twitter.com' Super Bowl rn...

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