Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha god what's happening on Hellsite right now is just pure... *chef's kiss*

RT @JakeOnOrbit@twitter.activitypub.actor
@sarah_edo@twitter.com

Me, an alcoholic: Chartreuse kinda looks like hand sanitizer... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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RT @CFodorKCCI
TSA now allowing 12 ounce bottles of hand sanitizer in your carry-on. ⁦@KCCINews⁩
twitter.com/CFodorKCCI/status/

RT @jordylancaster@twitter.activitypub.actor
introverts on their way to self quarantine and sit in their houses for 2 weeks

RT @kadhim@twitter.activitypub.actor
The coronavirus outcome the British government is actively working towards involves accepting the deaths of tens or hundreds of thousands people depending on where the mortality rate ends up

thetimes.co.uk/article/coronav

RT @MikeStuchbery_@twitter.activitypub.actor
Why does @Twitter@twitter.com allow @KTHopkins@twitter.com to continue? She's encouraging people to get the disease, when it's estimated that each of those infected pass it on to two or three more? This is criminal negligence, horrific!

RT @rosshasadrone
here's another cool one where I rotated around the ball in midair. tough to recreate this one...

RT @AndGarth
How do I tell @YouGov@twitter.com that there aren’t enough houses?

RT @christinezhang
so there's a bunch of explainers but how many of them have *BALTIMORE* in the byline?? ⚡️⚡️⚡️

👉🏽ft.com/content/b07f9e78-5a40-1

my first "charticle" for the @FT@twitter.com, w/ @martinstabe@twitter.com and featuring from @alekswis@twitter.com @BillyEhrenberg@twitter.com @BobHaslett@twitter.com @jburnmurdoch@twitter.com @ftdata@twitter.com

RT @dancow@twitter.activitypub.actor
suspend me already daddy bezos, i've deserved punishment for so long now

RT @gabsmashh
i, too, point a gun at my computer to scare it into decryption.

RT @gabsmashh
i, too, point a gun at my computer to scare it into decryption.

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