Please excuse me while I follow all the rockstars I already follow on all my other accounts

Been lmfao all day long watching all the butthurt freezepeach chuds failing to realise they hold no truck with @MastodonProject@twitter.com 👏👏🙌🙌

*wearily sighs*

RT @youngvulgarian@twitter.com
my platform would be: everyone shut the fuck up or resign the whip, also I'll give the whips office actual whips, vote for me, thanks

RT @MastodonProject@twitter.com
There are way too many people with pepe avatars in our mentions right now, so let's use this opportunity to say: Trans rights

RT @jamesrbuk@twitter.com
Next up: wasting a month pretending the withdrawal agreement can pass, then two months on a Tory leadership contest. https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1129322085476651008

RT @theboysmithy@twitter.com
It’s @ftdata@twitter.com’s last day in Southwark and we’re down to the bare bones on the treats table - a withered apple and a Trump chocolate bar

RT @BobHaslett@twitter.com
I never do food pics but I felt my last sausage sandwich at One Southwark Bridge should get a mention. The FT editorial floor in the background preparing to move to out new home in the original FT building at Bracken House.

Oh fuuuu dat bass 👏👏🙌🙌

"Police in Helicopter (Benny L remix)" — John Holt #fediplay

https://open.spotify.com/track/5wFE44nNM63xwDk02IcIVT?context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1DWYzMfRQj22Nd&si=sS0ofxfYTlKq4L4cZxgpyA

Goddamn do I ever hate Sass...

RT @jamesrbuk@twitter.com
Thanks to autocorrect just wrote “the future is acorns” into a political WhatsApp chat and am now having to ride out my new mystic meg vibe.

Working on a React component, I specified a custom prop-type I had in another file and added it before importing the symbol in question. @VisualStudio@twitter.com Code then proceeded to add an import automatically for me, had no idea it could do that!

Absolutely magical! ✨

Some great suggestions in this thread
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RT @peduarte@twitter.com
So bored of my VSCode Themes.

Any recommendation?
https://twitter.com/peduarte/status/1128682397380349952

RT @JamieJBartlett@twitter.com
I can’t believe what I’m seeing! While running a facial recognition pilot, one man (understandably imho) covered himself up. The police forced him to show his face (& then fined him for disorderly conduct). This is dangerous & terrifying.

Our government is such a model of efficiency.
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RT @youngvulgarian@twitter.com
wow, how did we manage to miss this world class banter from DEFRA questions last week
https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/1128673776554717184

RT @jamesrbuk@twitter.com
Okay legal / free speech Twitter. Let's get this funded. Less than £60k and we can save a bit of UK publishing history. And hopefully get it on public display. https://twitter.com/englishpen/status/1128598955300937728

OH YAY I AM SO EXCITED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT /s » Theresa May will bring the Brexit deal back to a vote for the fourth time https://twitter.com/i/events/1128539326382362625