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Please excuse me while I follow all the rockstars I already follow on all my other accounts

Cool, I have a cold *and* I get to read about the absolutely shit plan the idiots in government have for immigrants today. Super cool...

RT @KatherineERiley@twitter.activitypub.actor
No one:

British devs: var colour = colors.getColor()

RT @slifty@twitter.activitypub.actor
@zubakskees@twitter.com IN FACT, I checked and our bylaws *explicitly allow the use of yar*

RT @JulieOwenMoylan@twitter.activitypub.actor
Brexit Week 3

You know the bit where 31 EU Parliaments and assemblies all get a veto over any trade deal?
This is going to go well. twitter.com/BrunoBrussels/stat

RT @BenLesh@twitter.activitypub.actor
From now on, whenever I see something in code where someone retrofitted something for an unintended use, but it works... I'm calling it a "train hat". twitter.com/Robbotron/status/1

RT @martinwolf_@twitter.activitypub.actor
Martin Wolf: Trump’s re-election would be dangerous for the world on.ft.com/2OJ5O10

RT @KatherineERiley@twitter.activitypub.actor
I don't feel important.

Don't blindly copy-paste from Stack Overflow!
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RT @Foone@twitter.activitypub.actor
So I learned of an amusing bug today:

Docker for Windows won't run if you have the Razer Synapse driver management tool running.

But the reason is the funny part...
twitter.com/Foone/status/12296

RT @AlecuRussell@twitter.activitypub.actor
Less is more. ⁦@georgesoros@twitter.com⁩ gives masterclass to all would-be writers in his letter to ⁦@FT@twitter.com⁩ on the need to rein in Facebook

RT @kari_paul@twitter.activitypub.actor
today in sharing economy struggles: our app powered car rental lost cell service on the side of a mountain in rural California and now I live here I guess

RT @jburnmurdoch
Tired: distance covered stats for footballers

Wired: distance covered stats for catwalk models

(chart: @grbarnett@twitter.com voguebusiness.com/fashion/age-)

RT @estwebber@twitter.activitypub.actor
Ever feel like you've met Dominic Cummings before?

My @timesredbox@twitter.com today: thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/cu

RT @ericallenhatch@twitter.activitypub.actor
three very moving comments on a YouTube upload of a Brian Eno ambient album

RT @djbaskin@twitter.activitypub.actor
Made this service that prints your face on an N95 mask, so you can protect people from viral epidemics while still being able to unlock your phone.

😷+👃🏻👃🏽👃🏿👄=🔓

faceidmasks.com

RT @MissDahlELama@twitter.activitypub.actor
This review is the creepiest horror story I have ever read.

Yes, I know these octopi have only six legs and yes I know it's an affront to both god and nature

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